Satan Letter

I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You haven't thanked God for all of the wonderful things he has done for you. You are a very ungrateful child. I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am, that you have not changed your way of living. Fool! You are mine. Remember, you have been mine for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because God loves you and I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back.

You see, I was his most beautiful Angel of all.
I was his favorite, so I thought, why shouldn't I be a God too. All the other Angels worshipped my beauty or some of them did. Why shouldn't I have my own heaven? Who made Him Lord and Master? I had everything, but I wanted more. Isn't this the same with you? Never enough......

You see, Fool, God loves you and He has great plans in store for you. But you have given your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way we'll be together for eternity. This will really hurt God, thanks to you. I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had. We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out, partying, stealing, lying hypocrites, fornicating, overeating, telling dirty jokes, gossiping, back stabbing people, disrespecting people, and those in leadership position, No respect for the church, bad attitudes; Surely you don't want to give all this up.

Come on, Fool, lets burn together forever. I've got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible. I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. HA HA HA You make me sick.
Sin is taking a toll on your life. I have won, I took
prayer out of the schools, I like to get them young. I took the 10 commandments out of public places. Soon I will have them out of the churches. Just wait and see, I can do anything as long as you are by my side.

I need new blood. So go ahead and teach your
children how to sin, it is easy for them to learn, they just
watch you. Smoke, drink alcohol, cheat, gamble, gossip,
fornicate, laziness and listen and dance to my music. Do all of this and they will be mine, I love that young blood.

Well, my child, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of minutes to tempt you again. Keep up the good work we will be together soon, we will have a hot time. My old nature would have warned you to confess your sins, live for God with what little time and life you have left. Just to be your age and still be sinning is a bit ridiculous. God gave you the Great Book, I cringe when I think of it. It is just to holy, of course I couldn't even hold that book in my hands it would burn me, isn't that a laugh. I still hate you, but you are mine. Also if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone. It is just between you and me my child. I like that sound, I will be the father, Satan.

written by unknown author and Amelia Anne 1/25/99

Sincerely Yours,

Satan