Folks The Dueling Poets Have Struck Again!

 

        

 

ACHOO! 

My nose runneth over,
And I sneezeth, too.
I should runneth for cover,
I may haveth the flu.

I can't talketh, for instance,
'Cuz my throats soreth, too.
So, keepeth your distance,
Lest I cougheth on you.

My eyes both are reddened,
And they watereth, too.
Yet, I am not saddened,
I'm not eveneth blue

There's some grace I receiveth,
When I bursteth forth with "Achoo."
For I cannot deceiveth,
I liketh  the
"Bless you's."

 

 BLESS YOU !

 Bless you and  Bless you,
You poor little mess you.
I sendeth my sorrow,
Hope you're bettereth tomorrow.

I'll not makeeth an issue,
But you needeth a tissue.
They're specially designed,
To keepeth germs quite confined.

I hopeth you're better,
When you receiveth this letter.
I'll prayeth my prayers,
To the Boss man upstairs.

I'll prayeth your nose,
Not runneth  like a hose.
And red eyes won't do,
So I'll prayeth them blue.

But I must stayeth away,
'Til some other day.
That's whatteth I'll do,
So I don't catcheth the flu.

Chick Velasco

Copyright 1999

 

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